February 2012
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Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
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france: ten
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world: france what are you do—
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world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
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justremovethearrow: goodmessagepussy: I’m going to say this once and only once. Not everything needs to be dubstep. ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY ONCE- AND ONLY NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT “not everything needs to be-“ . WUB WUB WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI WUUUB WUUUUB
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nohetero: DEWRGAHTEASFRGEFTAWQEJSRHGD FUCK god his voice is amazing
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wiz khalifa: *inhales weed*
wiz khalifa: i think i'll write 40 songs about this
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“He ended his performance by back-flipping off the stage, though sadly not off...”
– Sasha Frere-Jones on Chris Brown’s Grammy performance (via drinkyourjuice)
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tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
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agentdalecooper: I’m coming home from the movies with my brothr and his friend and my brother was like “all girls are afraid of snakes” and I was like “that’s not true” and his friend was like “that’s true, some girls grew up on a snake farm, so they wouldn’t be afraid of snakes.” I…… WHAT
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